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Quick, Quick, The Meaning Of Life Discovered!

March 5th, 2010

What Is The Meaning of Life Quick, Quick, The Meaning Of Life Discovered!
There once was a little boy whose mom told him the key to life was happiness. When he was in school one day the teacher asked the students to write down what they wanted to be when they grew up. Some kids wrote down Fireman or Policeman, some Actors, others Lawyers or Astronauts but he wrote, “When I grow up I want to be Happy”. The Teacher told him he didn’t understand the assignment. He told her she didn’t understand life.

Every now and again I find myself listening or reading people’s opinions and debates about the meaning of life, the purpose…it’s bound to happen, specially if you interact a lot with intellectuals, curious minds or enjoy reading about the history of philosophy.It must be one of the oldest questions in existence, in fact it quite possibly played a role in the creation of religions; “Why are we here?”, “What are we meant to do in this life? I feel lost”, “Where do we come from?”, “What makes me so deserving to have been born? is this life like a qualification test to be considered for a job after death? follow the 10 commanding sinless instructions and I’m accepted or punished?”.

I can’t help but laugh sometimes, asking “Why am I alive?” seems like a question coming from those who are bored with life, the miracle of life with all it’s beauty and interesting things isn’t enough and we want more?. Do you ever go to the doctor and say; “Doctor, why am I healthy?”, or do you only go you’re sick?. “Why am I alive?”.
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Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease With The Fatality Rate Of 100%

November 20th, 2009

death rides a red tricycle Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease With The Fatality Rate Of 100%

What do you think your birth certificate is? It’s an apology letter to your parents from the condom factory…

Today while waiting in the Doctors lounge with my little bro as we prepared to get out post-travel checkups, everything seemed to go well at first, I was amusing myself with the other patients by asking them if they found the idea of the whole place being called a Medical PRACTISE a bit unsettling when you’d imagine they’d already have practised enough at Medical School, needles to say I think I was the life of the “sick party”, but on our way to the Doctors office I looked outside the window, and what I saw was a luxurious car that had a bumper sticker which read “Death is Hereditary”, “Can it be my doctors car?” I asked myself, and if so, “should I leave my brothers and my own life in this genetically pessimistic conformist of an individual?” I’m known for my personal distrust with Doctors and medicines so I think the face I had throughout the whole consult speaks for itself…

Why is there such a fear of death?
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