What do you think your birth certificate is? It’s an apology letter to your parents from the condom factory…

Today while waiting in the Doctors lounge with my little bro as we prepared to get out post-travel checkups, everything seemed to go well at first, I was amusing myself with the other patients by asking them if they found the idea of the whole place being called a Medical PRACTISE a bit unsettling when you’d imagine they’d already have practised enough at Medical School, needles to say I think I was the life of the “sick party”, but on our way to the Doctors office I looked outside the window, and what I saw was a luxurious car that had a bumper sticker which read “Death is Hereditary”, “Can it be my doctors car?” I asked myself, and if so, “should I leave my brothers and my own life in this genetically pessimistic conformist of an individual?” I’m known for my personal distrust with Doctors and medicines so I think the face I had throughout the whole consult speaks for itself…

Why is there such a fear of death?
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