He did turn water into wine didn’t he? someone who finds no need for any type of liquid to hydrate themselves other the wine must be considered to have a problem under the Alcoholics Anonymous guidelines =S.
Just a few days ago as I was sitting on my throne of thought (the toilet), opening pages at random of my book of wisdom (old Oxford 1978 pocket size edition dictionary)…one word stood out above all others, not because it was special in itself but together with the word underneath it created a whole new concept…the word was “Catholics” and beneath it laid “Cattle” =D.
» Read more: Hi, My name is Jesus Christ…and I’m an Alcoholic!

